You Know That Place Between Sleep and Awake?

chazzam:

kissedmequiteinsane:

zavocado:

Sigh, everytime I see gif sets from this video I get all these GYOW!Blaine feels, and Blaine and Kurt are off at their first year of college. Kurt’s in NYC with Rachel doing his Parsons design school whatever thing, and Blaine’s in Boston for his music, and there’s this one class where Kurt has to do a fashion video runway thing or something. And he and his partner for the project want to focus on music and men’s fashion, and then Blaine comes to visit for Fall break/his birthday weekend, and the girl is like OMG LETS HAVE HIM MODEL AND HE CAN SING AND DANCE AND KURT PLEASE

And Blaine’s like what I’m not a Barbie doll, and Kurt convinces him coughblowjocough  and so Blaine models their outfit and they turn it into a music video to sell their product to the class, and Kurt and Blaine are finishing up filming it and Kurt forgets to cut the camera off before Blaine tugs him to the floor and ravishes him since its his birthday now and he wants his favorite present

and it accidentally ends up on the tale end of the video when Melanie, Kurt’s project partner, is editing and she leaves it on for the laughs and to embarrass Kurt. And they’re going to edit it out after they show Blaine and laugh some more, but theres this one guy in this class that Kurt always mentions, that won’t lay off when he says he has a boyfriend, and Blaine knows this and doesnt like the guy one bit, so he switches the discs in Kurt’s bag before he leaves to go back to Boston.

So then they get to class on Monday and the music video plays and then it doesn’t cut off at the end and its got Blaine all over Kurt and he’s so embarrassed and yanks the TV cable out to shut it off. but the class is gaping because fuck blaine is hot and WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT OTHER HOT PIECE OF ASS

and after that the guy doesn’t bother Kurt anymore, and when Kurt calls Blaine while he’s walking out of class with Melanie, she’s laughing and blaine is  too, and then blaine’s like but he’s not pestering you like you usually does right now. and Kurt realizes it to, because on the way out of class that guy always follows him and tries to flirt, and so he always makes a point of being on the phone with blaine to get away, but he isn’t today, and he sees the guy rush out the opposite way and that guy never bugs him again.

and just

i’ll shut up now

help

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ZANE YOU CAN’T JUST SPRING GYOW SHIT LIKE THAT ON US OUTTA NOWHERE.

What’s this about Blaine ravishing Kurt on the floor after this photoshoot?  I think you should tell us more about that part.  Like, maybe 2,000 words more?  Minimum? ;)

Omg Zane, what are you doing to me?!? Now I need this written as a one shot or *something*! Please!

Fatty pizza roll

Fatty pizza roll

Dinner of a poor college student: garlic grilled cheese sandwich and a shrimp and crab cake from ALDI, a cheap ass grocery store.

Dinner of a poor college student: garlic grilled cheese sandwich and a shrimp and crab cake from ALDI, a cheap ass grocery store.

The trending topics on Twitter when I signed in today.  The one about Chris made me laugh.

The trending topics on Twitter when I signed in today.  The one about Chris made me laugh.

The many different faces of Ariel.

meandnothingless:

Got a problem with gay marriage? How about gay rights in general? Want to know what the Bible REALLY says about homosexuality? PLEASE reblog this soeveryone can be educated. 

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

troyandabed:

mrlilymeow:

Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.  

my hero

This is not the first time a fan has run out onto the field during the CWS lol.  I was at the game in 2010 when it happened twice within 3 innings.  The male fan ended up naked from the waist down due to jumping from the outfield bleachers and getting caught by some guards’ hands.  At least this girl kept her clothes on.  I suppose this is now a CWS tradition.  I wonder who will be the crazy fan next year…

myhistrionics:

MAIL CAME.
Why hello, HRC Equality window decal!

NOW WE BOTH HAVE ONE :D

myhistrionics:

MAIL CAME.

Why hello, HRC Equality window decal!

NOW WE BOTH HAVE ONE :D